Lyrics

The Judge in town really knows me well, how many times I've seen him, I can't tell,
He says his ulcer is because of me, he took away my car and he took my keys.

Now it seems that I can't get a date, none of the girls like the word "probation",
Seems like my love-life has hit a wall, I need to find a girl that loves me courts and all.

The Sheriff knows my name by heart, keeps my arrests on a betting-chart,
His handcuffs have my name engraved, my speeding tickets are pre-paid.

And it seems that I can't get a date, none of the girls like the word "probation",
Seems like my love-life has hit a wall, I need to find a girl that loves me courts and all.

She doesn't have to be beautiful - just help me when I'm on parole;
She's got to know the land; she's got to know the Law,
I need to find a girl who loves me courts and all.

Maybe some day I'll turn it all around, and fit right in the structure of this town,
But as for now I'll just be myself, and frame my mug-shot on my shelf.

'Cause it seems that I can't get a date, none of the girls like the word "probation",
Seems like my love-life has hit a wall, I need to find a girl that loves me courts and all.
I need to find a girl that loves me courts and all.
I need to find a girl that loves me courts and all.